“Oh, Captain”
#the seriously threw that pole with his head #WITH HIS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD #shizuo bent his motherfucking kneeds and aimed that motherfucking pole and threw it at izaya’s head #i can barely even throw a ball that far using my arms #omfg #wtf is this show #wtf is this person #omfg shizuo i can’t
HEADBENDER
SHIZUO IS A HEADBENDER
IZAYA IS A TROLLBENDER. HE HAVE LIKE 583843905 KNIVES IN HIS POCKETS FOR REASONS. HE MATERIALIZE THEM.

















